Definitions by dick jokeington

dong Kong 

A sexual act where you are to eat panda express off of each other from top to bottom until you reach the vagina/penis.

I took my bae on a trip to DONG KONG last night, bruh.

dong Kong by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

high jinx 

The act of simply getting your feline friend completely stoned.( named after jinx the cat from meet the parents)

Yo, i just totally high jinx'd my cat, lol.

high jinx by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

feline decline 

This usually happens when one finds himself on a dry spell(lack of pussy) or has a hard time getting laid.

I haven't fucked a chick in weeks! It must be this feline decline.

Due to the feline decline jack had not been laid in months.

feline decline by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

poon bounce 

An act where the male partner constantly bounces his penis on the female partners vagina.

She let me poon bounce her a bit before we fucked bro, it was glorious!

I poon bounced her for a solid 5 minutes.

poon bounce by dick jokeington October 2, 2014