Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dick e

taco torpedo

I long torpedo shaped object filled with cotton which aids a woman during her menstrual nightmare.

That Twatwhistle Danielle forgot to swap out her taco torpedo and destroyed my moms white couch..

taco torpedo by dick e September 10, 2020

A long cotton filled object stopping a woman from bleeding out during her menstrual cycle.

Oh snap, looks like Danielle forgot to change her taco torpedo again. What a mess, moms gonna kill me.

taco torpedo by dick e September 8, 2020

Having absolutely nothing resembling a normal rear end. A backside void of any substance. Much like a frog whos back just splits into 2 legs.

Hey look at Patty, she’s got a Frog’s Ass.

Thanks to Conor McGregor, the proud walk of the unhuman colored ginger that has new swag, with their shoulders back and chest out.

Look at the GingerStrut on that bloodpickle.

GingerStrut by dick e November 23, 2016