Definitions by diane aka the bitch

AOLese 

AOLese consists of slang that users of the AOL Internet service have developed that were once specific only to the AOL service itself. Many AOLese terms originated with the purpose of saving keystrokes in AOL chat rooms and Instant Messages, (for example, "IM" for "Instant Message", "YGM" for "You've Got Mail", "YGP" for "You've Got Pictures", etc.).

YGM and it's probably SPAM.

AOLese by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

FloriDUH 

SE U.S. state. The capital is Tallahassee. Cubans escape to there and old folks retire there.

Remember FloriDUHs voting fiasco? What a bunch of dumbasses.

FloriDUH by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

ABVND 

Absent By Voluntary Net Deprivation.

The Internet has ruined my life so I am ABSEND.

ABVND by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

Vanity Site 

Website ran by an individual or small group purely for its own amusement. The site may try to promote some cause or idea, though not necessarily.

Man my vanity site is the r0x0r!

Vanity Site by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

ABSEND 

Absent By Self Enforced Net Deprivation .

I feel the urge to h4x0r so I will be ABVND.

ABSEND by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

ABEND 

Absent By Enforced Net Deprivation. Used to explain to fellow netizens (especially on USENET) that one will be losing (or has not had) Internet access for some time for reasons outside one's control.

Because the courts say my h4x0ring of NASA jacked them up ...I will be ABEND for a while.

ABEND by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

120 reset 

To unplug a computer in order to reset or unjam it. The 120 comes from the fact that 120 volts is the wall socket voltage in the United States and CanaDUH.

*** Only do this as a last ditch effort.

My computer is fucked so I have to 120 reset.

120 reset by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005