Definitions by devestment

alcoholic 

Someone who has decided to label themselves in order to obtain special treatment, psychiatric drugs, or join a cult. Also a term used to detach from responsibility and make others responsible for your own problems.

My neighbor is an alcoholic. He’s been sober for three years, doesn’t work, and spends all his disability check on Vegas hookers.

alcoholic by devestment October 10, 2009

beefcurtians 

A labia so large that it hangs like window drapery.

I finally got Suzie in the sack, her beefcurtians were so big they were like a big pink taco.

beefcurtians by devestment October 10, 2009