derby mined's definitions

nonniversary

The day that would have been the anniversary of a relationship that failed.

Michelle: I would have been married to Oscar 12 years today... if he hadn't been a total cheating, lying douchebag that I divorced.
Amber: Happy nonniversary.

by derby mined August 17, 2011

sockrifice

Leaving a sock behind after a bad hook-up because it's more important to get out in a hurry than to keep searching for the other sock.

She said he was horrible and she left without bothering to find both of her socks afterward. They were a new pair, but it was worth the sockrifice.

by derby mined March 27, 2011