dean's definitions

Pij

A word used to describe someone sexually excited by strange images.

You're a bit of a closet Pij, aren't you?

by Dean April 13, 2005

mountie

A slang term for the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police). One of the world's most well known police forces.

They are known for their bright red uniforms, but unkown to most people, those uniforms aren't actually used in every day work.. They are FORMAL dress

Hide the weed dude, here come the mounties

by Dean December 11, 2003

Schlong

Another word for penis or cock or wang, can be used as asshole or buttmuncher, overall a very flexible, somewhat sexual word.

Robert, quit being such a schlong!

by Dean February 9, 2004

stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean May 13, 2005

Stroking the sausage

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Did you just say penis?

The ULTIMATE catchphrase, used by the ever-popular, yet imaginary, Daniel Shine.

Person 1: "Did you just say penis?"
Person 2: "Uh, no..."
Person 1: "Are you sure?"
Person 2: "...Yeah."
Person 1: "'Cause I could've SWORN you just said penis! WHOO!"
Person 2: "...You suck."
Person 1: "WHOO!"

by Dean March 27, 2005

wdiaf

Internet slang; "will do in a few"

Steve: hey, check this out
Bob: wdiaf

by Dean September 1, 2008