david sidebotham's definitions

square circles

Amazingly good nipples!

She had square circles!

by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

brownwings

honour given to a guy who has given anal sex for the first time.

As in "have you earned your brownwings yet?"
"Have you given your bird one up the arse yet?"
"Yes I have earned my brownwings"

by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

winnet

the bits of shit that are left behind after youve wipped youre arse.

I had several winnets stuck to my a hole, they itched like hell!

by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

japs eye

slang word for the opening at the end of a penis

Piss was pouring out of his japs eye.
He had fire shooting out of his japs eye.

by david sidebotham May 1, 2006