quend

more than an acquaintance, not quite a friend.

We'd like to invite Bob to our wedding, but we're not sure we've known him long enough. He's really only a quend.

by david copeland April 21, 2008

asshorn

imaginary shoehorn-like device used to squeeze an ass into a super tight pair of pants

man, those jeans are so tight she must have used an asshorn to get into them.

by david copeland August 06, 2007

gridluck

dodging a traffic jam by taking an alternate route

boy did i hit some some gridluck today. i took a left on high street and missed out on that jam on eastern valley way!!

by david copeland April 21, 2008