david copeland's definitions

asshorn

imaginary shoehorn-like device used to squeeze an ass into a super tight pair of pants

man, those jeans are so tight she must have used an asshorn to get into them.

by david copeland August 6, 2007

quend

more than an acquaintance, not quite a friend.

We'd like to invite Bob to our wedding, but we're not sure we've known him long enough. He's really only a quend.

by david copeland April 21, 2008

gridluck

dodging a traffic jam by taking an alternate route

boy did i hit some some gridluck today. i took a left on high street and missed out on that jam on eastern valley way!!

by david copeland April 21, 2008