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Likes long strolls in the park and bean flicking doesn't like Mongs southerners and parsley. Smells strongly of vim and covers himself in Vaseline climbs into a sleeping bag sized condom and pretends he's a slug.

You may call by his name but he's often referred to by his friends and loved ones as a "complete and utter fucking QUEND"

QUEND by Spudric mctenticle face March 13, 2018

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quend

more than an acquaintance, not quite a friend.

We'd like to invite Bob to our wedding, but we're not sure we've known him long enough. He's really only a quend.

quend by david copeland April 21, 2008

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Quandivilous

To act as though you were in a cartoon; to have the nature of an object or scene from a cartoon.

Sam dropped a piano on Ryan’s head and now all of Ryan’s teeth are piano keys. They’re such a quandivilous duo.

Quandivilous by UWundergradadmissions September 24, 2022

y'all queda

A large body of rednecks in the United States who believe that their hackneyed interpretation of christian morality should be enforced as law to the exclusion of all other beliefs.

Y'all Queda just decided all the police cruisers in town should sport an "In God we Trust" bumper sticker paid for with our atheist tax dollars.

y'all queda by UrbanAristophanes April 12, 2016

Quenda

Another word for “cringe” as exemplified between two people in lovey dovey conversation.

Linda: I love you.
Quentin: I love you more.
Bianca: Ew, you both are so Quenda.

Quenda by AnnaHerondale August 27, 2018

Qendresa

Beautiful Inside out. Is A good friend to others, has her bad days but is always reliable. Everyone likes her and she is easy to get along with she is kind heart-ed and is very smart she has a beautiful name and is very intelligent is good with advice and gets along with everyone. Might seem shy at first but Hyper when you get to know her. Loves people but not her self. She is just a person who is calm and is her self not caring what people think. Qendresa.

My best friends name is qendresa

Qendresa by Chole10223 December 11, 2012

Quandle Dingle

a goofy ass name.

“bro looks like his name is quandle dingle”

“what in the quandle dingle”

Quandle Dingle by V0M1TING April 24, 2022

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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