MMA Douchebag

Any kid who "thinks," he's a badass, and can can kick anyones ass becuase he took 1 MMA class at his gym.

These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.

Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.

MMA Douchebag: What are you looking at?

Real Badass: Nothing.

MMA Douchebag: Damn right nothing, Ill kick your ass.

Real Badass: If you even touche me, Im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your ass up and down the street.

MMA Douchebag: Hey!...I'm sorry man, I dont want any trouble.

by dats2dope December 9, 2009

Chode Garage

Noun

"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.

One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."

by dats2dope January 4, 2010

Fakebook friend

<noun>

One of those strange friends on facebook that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.

You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.

The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.

Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"

John: "What?

Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"

John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."

by dats2dope January 7, 2010