3 definitions by dark sohma
Whilst intoxicated, you pursue a morbidly obese person, because they appears more attractive than they actually are.
Guy 1: "Dude that girl is so hot! I think I want to get me some of that! "
Guy 2: "uhhhhh, bro that's a huge bitch! I think you're drunkadunk. "
Guy 2: "uhhhhh, bro that's a huge bitch! I think you're drunkadunk. "
by dark sohma February 5, 2015
While during coitus, the male grabs his testicles and begins to make laser beam sounds, whilst ejaculating into the female's womb.
by dark sohma January 27, 2015
When someone says something to you and you automatically hear it in some negative way. Usually effects females most often.
Girl 1: "Did you just hear what that bitch just said to me? "
Girl 2: " All she said was'nice shoes.' I think you have a bad case of bitch ear. "
Girl 2: " All she said was'nice shoes.' I think you have a bad case of bitch ear. "
by dark sohma February 6, 2015