danno chuchiak's definitions

Scatch

Playing catch with shit. Scat + Catch = Scatch. Typically played in prisons and jails in America, usually with guards who don't know they're playing until it's too late.

The Guantanamo inmate did not care for baseball, but often played a little scatch with the guards.

by Danno Chuchiak April 16, 2007

South Park

Perhaps the greatest satire of American culture ever.

Mrs. Garrison: "I don't even know how lesbians make love... unless you like, scissors or something."
South Park, April 2007

by Danno Chuchiak April 19, 2007

Piggy Diving

The act of hooking up with, going home with, and/or having sex with an overweight, homely man/woman. Usually occurs around last call at bars, when alcohol has impaired one's judgement or severely lowered one's standards. Always leads to Morning Remorse. Occurs whenever someone's appetite for some ass exceeds their desire to conserve their reputation and self-esteem.

Did you see that chick John just left with?!
Ahh, who cares. We've all gone piggy diving once or twice.

by Danno Chuchiak July 20, 2008

Pacman Jonesin'

To be in the state of perpetual ghetto thugishness, despite having millions of dollars. To believe that the system is biased against you, while in reality the system has paid you enough to take care of your family for generations. To continually act foolish, immature, and angry; possess handguns for show; use drugs; spend hundreds of thousands on clothes while your former neighbors get their heat shut off; and basically ignore societies laws and norms, while hard-working middle-class Americans who live paycheck to paycheck find a way to obey the law. To be a 16-year-old angst-ridden thug crybaby in a 24-year-old multi-millionaire body. Termed after Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones.

The potential for millions of dollars and an NFL career wasn't enough for Maurice Clarett, who was Pacman Jonesin' around in his SUV one night when he was pulled over wearing Kevlar body armor and possessing an open bottle of Grey Goose vodka, a hatchet, three semi-automatic 9mm pistols, and a loaded AK-47 variant.

by Danno Chuchiak April 24, 2007

Lavender

Adj. A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is purely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.

"Dude, is Craig watching Grey's Anatomy?" "Yeah, he's a little lavender."

by Danno Chuchiak December 24, 2008