danno chuchiak's definitions
A rare form of male masturbation involving a window sill and a feather. One places their johnson onto the window sill next to an open window, takes hold of the window, and slams it down onto their member; the mash. Then, one runs a feather along the side and head of their jimmy; the tingle. This form of masturbation is not advisable, and requires a window that opens vertically.
by Danno Chuchiak April 16, 2007
Get the Mash and Tinglemug. Verb. To be Imused is to be fired or severely punished over something trivial or marginally offensive. First coined when MSNBC and CBS Radio fired the veteran radio talk-show host after he claimed that the Rutger's women's basketball team were a bunch of "nappy-headed ho's". America responded with outrage. Although Imus' words were brazenly racist and stupid, his firing over such a trivial phrase speaks to America's white guilt and intolerance of any slights against minorities, even when spoken facetiously.
Billy was Imused from the varsity team after loudly proclaiming that the opposing team played like a bunch of girls. A female onlooker was offended, and complained to school administrators.
by Danno Chuchiak April 19, 2007
Get the Imusedmug. by Danno Chuchiak December 24, 2008
Get the STDenialmug. Slang shorthand for the campgrounds surrounding Franconia, New Hampshire, specifically Franconia Notch. Located in northern New Hampshire, in the White Mountains, The Notch is a decent place to stay for a weekend of camping and fishing. Plenty of streams nearby on Route 93 and each camp ground has a decent amount of privacy. Aggressive squirrels abound.
Zack was surprised that we had skewered fluffy, but what did he expect? This was the notch, after all.
by Danno Chuchiak December 24, 2008
Get the The Notchmug. Adj. A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is solely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.
by Danno Chuchiak April 24, 2007
Get the Lavendermug. A cooperative movement started by Stringer Bell and Proposition Joe in HBO's The Wire. The New Day Co-op is a loose coalition of drug dealers in Baltimore, MD, who share profits, protection, product, and turf. Stringer and Prop Joe realized that if the gangs stop killing each other over corners and drugs, there will be more money to go around for everyone with less bodies dropping, and thus less police attention.
by Danno Chuchiak April 19, 2007
Get the New Day Co-opmug. A forthcoming book by Hillary Clinton and the sequel to her bestseller "It Takes A Village". In "My Struggle", Clinton makes a biographical account of her life and also describes plans for a Western Hemispheric alliance of like-minded social progressives, along a compassionate worldview of intellectual supremacy with progressives at the top and capitalist-minded white-collar conservatives at the bottom. "My Struggle" will include both domestic political theory and foreign policy, centered around the main themes of national redistribution, federal control, and bureaucratic solutions to private-enterprise and religious problems. This book is due out July 18, 2008.
A passage from My Struggle:
"Never forget that the most sacred right on this earth is man's right to have the earth to till with his own hands, the most sacred sacrifice the blood that a man sheds for this earth."
"Never forget that the most sacred right on this earth is man's right to have the earth to till with his own hands, the most sacred sacrifice the blood that a man sheds for this earth."
by Danno Chuchiak April 19, 2007
Get the My Strugglemug.