The light of my life and my only wife.
The only apple left on the tree of knowledge, my rock.
The Sasuke to my Ponyo! You are more important to me than playing video games & eating everyday.
The only person you will always feel comfortable confiding in and never feel discouraged. The warm sheets that keep me warm at 4AM. Mine and your best and closest friend.
OR AS I LIKE TO SAY: THE BEST BITCH ON THE BLOCK
*if anyone would ever try to take her from me I would strike them with my flaming katana. She is mine, mineminemine.
Alan: do you love Dhevie more than me?
Me: fuck yes!