Definitions by daniel greene

swinndied

when you are counting your money in an elecrical money counter and a quarter gets stuck and you have to open it up and get the mother fu**ing thing out.

ahh man this thing got all swinndied up. i just bought the damn thing!

swinndied by daniel greene February 8, 2007

morthiny 

When you get drunk, but insted of sleeping you pretend you are not drunk and stay up all night watching late night T.V.

aahh... i feel like shit because i tried to morthiny last night!
im never going to do that again.

morthiny by daniel greene January 24, 2007

lopsod 

when you mix someones face with knife.

there was a murder today they said it was a lopsod.

lopsod by daniel greene January 14, 2007

fitchen 

An EXTREMELY stupid person, or the top of the line stupid.

almost retarded! notice the word "extreme"

God damn, that guy is so mother f***ing fitchen.

fitchen by daniel greene December 26, 2006

pohnas 

The slimy section of skin between your balls.

yesterday i had to scrape the duck butter out of my POHNAS

pohnas by Daniel Greene December 17, 2006