quagmire

Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."

Bill Clinton is such a quagmire.

Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!

by dan vegas June 23, 2004

guitar pete

Cartoon monkey that plays guitar in a band with a stoner penguin and religous bagel.

Guitar Pete is the greatest cartoon monkey who plays guitar with a bagel and penguin ever!

by dan vegas March 03, 2004

Smeaff

To grab a cat by the tail and beat it against a wall over and over again until your anger is relieved, or the cat is unconcious.

He smeaffed the cat.

by dan vegas March 11, 2004