Definitions by dan vegas

quagmire 

Hilarious and perverted character on the family guy, uses the phrases "Alll Right" and "Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy."

Bill Clinton is such a quagmire.

Quagmire- How old are you?
Girl- 16.
Quagmire- 18? You're gonna be first.
Girl- Mom!
Quagmire- I like where this is going, giggidy-giggidy-giggidy!

quagmire by dan vegas June 23, 2004

Smeaff 

To grab a cat by the tail and beat it against a wall over and over again until your anger is relieved, or the cat is unconcious.

He smeaffed the cat.

Smeaff by dan vegas March 11, 2004

guitar pete 

Cartoon monkey that plays guitar in a band with a stoner penguin and religous bagel.

Guitar Pete is the greatest cartoon monkey who plays guitar with a bagel and penguin ever!

guitar pete by dan vegas March 3, 2004