dan's definitions

Vietnam

The latest military conflict in the eyes of any random leftist.

{Insert name of military conflict, e.g. Iraq} is the next Vietnam

by Dan October 5, 2003

scrapping

begging for something, especially repeatedly

He's always scrapping for change outside the store.

by Dan August 16, 2004

dumb

Lacking intelligence; stupid; having a low mental capacity

Chris: Yeah but you can tell she's dumb as... snot..
Brian: Mayonaise, we'll go with mayonaise.
Chris: Yeah.. mayonaise.

by Dan September 15, 2004

pan!k

a rave crew who organise free parties

by dan May 12, 2003

Rimrider

1)A person who enjoys the pleasure of being anally invaded. (Also cockjockey)

2)A person who is not highly regarded in your opinion

1) Elton John

2)"Bob? hes a real rimrider"

by Dan November 15, 2003

Rowsdower

The Canadian equivalent of Joe Don Baker.

Rowsdower and Joe Don Baker were seperated at birth and sent to neighboring countries.

by Dan February 7, 2004

30-Day Trial

Philosophy pioneered by Danny that deals with crushes. If you have a crush, you have 30 days to do something about it. Whether it be a date, sex, or going out, something must be done in 30 days. If by the end of the 30 days no progress is made with you and your crush, you have to move on to the next one. There are also 10 and 15-Day trials, but for those to work, the crush must know you like them.

I hope my 30-day trial with that hot senior in yearbook works.

by Dan February 27, 2004