Definitions by dadoctor

Catawampus

An wild creature that lives in the forst and eats children. It lives near people who camp and is like Bigfoot but bigger and has a temper. The only way to possible calm it down is to speak polish. Signs of the catawampus include but not limited to: howls, unknown footprints, dead animals, scratching on doors or windows, fallen trees and missing children. Warning they are smart and attracted to fire, do NOT insult it or it will come for you

"Look, i think i found some catawampus tracks"

Catawampus by DaDoctor April 27, 2014

swepps 

Herpesviridae; virus caused by doing dirty, scandalous whores.

" wtf.what's on his face?!" "he fucked that dirty, scandalous, whore. it's Swepps. duh"

swepps by dadoctor June 6, 2013