the mahler

a dude that likes big weiners

Bro, you can tell josh is a mahler by the way he checks out men

by daddy March 09, 2004

Top Shelf

taking a shit in the top part of a toliet. See upperdecker

Dude lets go I just top shelfed the place.

by Daddy November 12, 2003

shaved shniz

a shaved pussy

dude, shaved shniz is awwwwwwesome

by daddy March 14, 2004

dry shit

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping

"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."

by Daddy November 28, 2003