daddy's definitions

the mahler

a dude that likes big weiners

Bro, you can tell josh is a mahler by the way he checks out men

by daddy March 8, 2004

phildo

when a dude named phil sticks a big black dildo in his ass

I walked in on a phildo the other day and I was like "Duuuuuude, phil, you gotta pull that out of your ass."

by daddy March 9, 2004

Ewen

Deposed chief ladyboy of mulletts.

Often known as 'gimp spit' or more simply 'gimp'.

Has a fondness for monkeys and small hairy boys

'Put yer monkey away, i can smell Ewen coming...'

by Daddy April 22, 2004

shaved shniz

a shaved pussy

dude, shaved shniz is awwwwwwesome

by daddy March 13, 2004