"CJ's my nigga! I can dress him up, bulk him up, hone his skills, and even customize his wheels. For shizzle!"
-me, in poor ghetto-talk
-me, in poor ghetto-talk
by Dave November 03, 2004
2 Basic Types
Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.
Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.
Truckies - A firefighter who goes into a fire before the engine crew without any water and search for victims when the fire is the hottest and the smoke is the darkest.
Engine Bitches - A "firefighter" that goes into a fire after truck has vented and puts water on the fire.
Laura: What do you do for a living?
Nick: I'm a firefighter.
Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?
Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.
Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?
Dave: Oh yeah.
Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?
Dave: later Nick...
Nick: I'm a firefighter.
Laura: Wow, so you're a firefighter... have you ever saved a life?
Dave: No, Truckies save people. Hes an Engine bitch, he won't go in without his hose incase he gets in trouble.
Laura: Oh... Are you a truckie?
Dave: Oh yeah.
Laura: Dave, wanna lick whipped cream off my naked body?
Dave: later Nick...
by Dave March 24, 2005
by Dave March 25, 2004
A type of top secret development of something, such as weapons. There is possible disregard for morals and opinions, particularly opinions.
Black projects are usually government-related, sometimes paid for by the Pentagon's "black budget".
Black projects are usually government-related, sometimes paid for by the Pentagon's "black budget".
"For example : the Aurora plane is a black project."
-me
"Certain things like laser cannons and time machines really do exist! It's called 'black projects'."
-me
-me
"Certain things like laser cannons and time machines really do exist! It's called 'black projects'."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
by Dave December 28, 2003
A public Accounting firm where, on any given day, people walk around with attitudes and grudges. The problem is, MOST of these people should NOT have these grudges because they are either OLD or not very attractive!! Most of the women walk around as if their 'you know what' doesn't smell. The problem here is that it DOES smell. Most of the day is spent backstabbing employees who actually have lives outside the firm - this gives the not very attractive people something to do. Most of the people who do things on the weekends end up being asked to leave, upon which they find a new job for the same salary, but with less hours and demands. This further annoys the 'I'm a company man forever' types and they take it out on new hires. Not one of these 'company man' types can satisfy his/her spouse and usually is the first to find out that someone else is doing the satisfying.
by Dave April 02, 2005