dai

A creature that originates from the mixture of feces and urine. Sometimes it is known as E.T. The one characterstics that is prominantly noticable is a long outstretched appendage that it uses for reproduction.
gosh i wish i was hung like dai
by dan April 16, 2004
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Conference

The excuse people use to get a free vacation, as travel and expanses are paid for by the company. Interestingly enough most professional organizations hold their conferences in large tourist regions. As a result, attendees may sit in on only a few seminars and spend the rest of the allotted travel time playing golf, visiting tourist sites, and other recreational activities at their company's expense. Most of
Lawrence: So Peter, how was the conference in Orlando last week?
Peter: Well the conference ran five days, but I only spent the first day attending seminars and the remaining four days I went to Disney World and to the beach. But hey, Lumbergh had no clue where I was so he had no problem having Initech pay for my weeklong vacation.
by Dan May 27, 2008
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Stegnut

Someone who can't reach for their wallet without getting chest pains & whining. A cheapass.
Jus, you stegnut, it only costs 2 bucks!
by Dan November 18, 2003
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clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.
Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
by Dan October 05, 2004
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bunkakwunk

1. Eskimo for "hat"
2. perfect, unbeatable
3. the opposite of bunk
Cat, Hat, in French Chat Chapeau... Bunka in a Bunkakwunk in Eskimo.

My performance in the game last night was absolutely bunkakwunk
by Dan July 29, 2004
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bergen county

One of the richest counties in the US. The east coast version of Orange County, California. Home to preppy kids and gorgeous women. The only decent place in scummy new jersey. Dirty Jersey!!
Yo i hit up the partys in bergen county like its my job son.
by DAN April 25, 2005
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zill

A ferocious dangerous creature that gnaws fingers and toes off. Known to inhabit basements and lurks on poles and other small dark places. Sometimes will attempt to lure victims by making small calling noises and pretending to be friendly, but them attacks without provocation. Very small versions of this are referred to as WeeZills.
Help, a WeeZill has got me!
by Dan January 19, 2004
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