da vin chee's definitions

Birthday beatdown

The act of beating a friend senseless during his birthday. This custom is very common with young men of Mexican descent.

Dude 1: "Hey man, did you know it's chiquito's birthday today?"
Dude 2: "Orale holmes, let's give him a good birthday beatdown after school."
Dude 1: "Si-mon, make sure he doesn't skip 6th period to run home like a little bitch."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Swallow my snot

Term used in reference to swallowing male ejaculate.

Dude 1: "So... how did it go last night?"
Dude 2: "It was amazing man, she's a freak! She was down to swallow my snot!"
Dude 1: "Dude that's fucking nasty! You got a cold? Use some Kleenex you fuck!"
Dude 2: "Nah man! My cock snot!
Dude 1: "Ahh... word"

by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010

Learn ya

Slang used commonly by rednecks and southerners to replace "teach you".

Hick 1: "How did ya spend yer weekend Bob?"
Hick 2: "Me and Cletus been goin' cow tippin'"
Hick 1: "Didn't know that it was sumthin' two people could do"
Hick 2: "Don't worry Bubba, we'll learn ya how to cow tip"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Burnt

An ugly girl that is known around the neighborhood for having unattractive facial features.

Dude 1: "Yo man! Did you take that chick back to your place last night or what?"

Dude 2: "Which chick? The one from the party?? Hell no son! That bitch is burnt! I was just hella drunk!"

Dude 1: "Word"

by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009

Overdraft rip off

When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.

Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."

by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010

Dickety dick

A dickety dick is a jerk who is dicker than other dicks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people's well beings.

Dude 1: "Man, I can't believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib"

Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"

by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009

Clinton special

Similar to the under the desk special, the Clinton special involves a person of high power getting a blowjob from a co-worker who has little work experience.

Dude 1: "Did you hear Mr. Johnson got fired?"
Dude 2: "The VP??"
Dude 1: "Yeah man, he got caught getting a Clinton special from the new intern"
Dude 2: "Holy crap! She's hot dude, maybe I can get some!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010