da vin chee's definitions

Pop pop diggy diggy

The sound a car emits when it has engine troubles or when it's just a piece of junk.

Dude 1: "Hey man, what happened to your Olds?"
Dude 2: "Dude that shit went pop pop diggy diggy for the last time son... it's done for"
Dude 1: "May it rest in peace doggy..."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.

Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Overdraft rip off

When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.

Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."

by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010

Burnt

An ugly girl that is known around the neighborhood for having unattractive facial features.

Dude 1: "Yo man! Did you take that chick back to your place last night or what?"

Dude 2: "Which chick? The one from the party?? Hell no son! That bitch is burnt! I was just hella drunk!"

Dude 1: "Word"

by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009

Fucktensil

Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.

Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Retired gamer

Someone that used to play video games on a regular basis and decides to stop playing by no longer owning a console. Retired gamers usually miss playing games and love being able to do so at friend's houses.

Dude 1: "Dude, why come your friend always comes over to play FIFA on your shit?"
Dude 2: "He doesn't have an xbox son..."
Dude 1: "Why the fuck not? He loves that game!"
Dude 2: "He's a retired gamer, don't ask me..."

by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010

Embarassing booty call

A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.

Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010