da vin chee's definitions

Pussy clouds

Term used to define where most guys' heads are about 99.9% of the time.

Dude 1: "Man, I just can't stop thinking about that chick..."
Dude 2: "Just get your head out the pussy clouds man, and just relex"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: "It's relax with some sex! It's called relex!"
Dude 1: "Ok, so get my head out of the pussy clouds by having sex? Alright... I'm just going to walk over this way now..."

by Da Vin Chee February 2, 2010

Booze coordinator

A person among a group of friends that decides who needs to drink more and who needs to stop drinking. This person is something of a combination between the drink police and a booze bouncer.

Dude 1: "Dude you need to stop drinking! We're gonna play some drinking games later and you're already wasted! And you over there... you didn't drink enough, stop being a sissy!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Celebrity ass cover up

A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.

Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

So Excite

A term coined by the infamous Borat Sagdiyev, which is used to describe a feeling of joy and excitement. This term is best used with a thick Kazakh accent.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, aren't you going out on a date with that hot chick from the club?"

Dude 2: "Hell yeah! I'm so excite!!" (with Kazakh accent)

Dude 1: "There's no way you're gonna get laid talking like that."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Up-gurr-ade

When a guy gets with a gurr (girl) who is much better looking than his ex-girlfriend.

Dude 1: "Hey dogg! Did you see your homey's new gurr?"
Dude 2: "Yeah son, that bitch is a major up-gurr-ade compared to his last chick"
Dude 1: "No shit, he went from a Pinto to a Benz!"

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Idle morning

When you're at work and there's nothing to do so you cruise the internet and chat until your boss hands you some work.

Dude 1: "Dude, check out Johnson, he's just chilling in his cube cruising the net."
Dude 2: "Yeah, the boss must have forgot about him, so he's having an idle morning today."

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Learn ya

Slang used commonly by rednecks and southerners to replace "teach you".

Hick 1: "How did ya spend yer weekend Bob?"
Hick 2: "Me and Cletus been goin' cow tippin'"
Hick 1: "Didn't know that it was sumthin' two people could do"
Hick 2: "Don't worry Bubba, we'll learn ya how to cow tip"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010