da vin chee's definitions

Punch bounce back

When someone gets punched so hard that they stumble back, bounce off an object and return to the person who punched them just to get punched again.

Dude 1: "Man, my homey got in a fight last night at the party."
Dude 2: "Word? Did he whoop the guy's ass?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, gave the guy a punch bounce back from a wall, that guy was done for!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Foreign note taker

A foreign guy that barely speaks English, so he writes down everything he's told.

Dude 1: "So here is how you setup the terminal..."
Foreign dude: "Ok let me write"
Dude 1: "Dude it was simple, you gotta write that shit down?"
Foreign dude: "Yes, talk slow please"
Dude 1: "Damnit, I'm stuck with a foreign note taker!"
Foreign dude: "How you spell that?"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Celebrity ass cover up

A method used to mask the identity of an embarassing booty call by comparing their looks to a celebrity.

Dude 1: "So what did that girl look like man! You slept with her and you're not giving me details!"
Dude 2: "Umm, she was ok... Kind of looked like Margaret Cho..."
Dude 1: "Dude, what the hell? Margaret Cho is not even fine, don't try that celebrity ass cover up on me doggy!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Booze coordinator

A person among a group of friends that decides who needs to drink more and who needs to stop drinking. This person is something of a combination between the drink police and a booze bouncer.

Dude 1: "Dude you need to stop drinking! We're gonna play some drinking games later and you're already wasted! And you over there... you didn't drink enough, stop being a sissy!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"

by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010

Clock watcher

A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.

Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"

by Da Vin Chee January 26, 2010

Drunk guilt

The feeling people get the day after they are drunk and do embarassing things.

Dude 1: "Dude I can't believe the shit you said when my girlfriend was around last night"
Dude 2: "What? What did I say?"
Dude 1: "Talking about my ex and telling her about how jealous I was about the pics I saw, what the hell man?"
Dude 2: "Oh shit, my bad, I don't even remember"
Dude 1: "Drunk guilt sucks huh?"

by Da Vin Chee February 1, 2010

Embarassing booty call

A booty call made at the last resort when someone is really horny. This booty call is usually an unattractive girl who is very easy to get in the sack.

Dude 1: "Did you finally get laid dude?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I slept with that one chick from school that has the hots for me..."
Dude 1: "Holy crap dude! That's one embarassing booty call!"
Dude 2: "Shut up dude! At least I got laid!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010