dAVE's definitions

conclusive

A type of attitude where one instantly jumps to conclusions. Sometimes after doing so he/she refuses to hear anything more to lift this attitude.

Woman (acting conclusive):
"I know what you did..."
Man:
"Ok if you would let me explain--"
Woman:
"YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU?!"
Man:
"No that's not it I--"
Woman:
"FINE!! IT'S OVER!!! WE'RE THROUGH!! I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!"

by Dave February 11, 2004

slice

*A black person (?).
*A popular term referring to cutting with a particular foreign object (like a sword, knife, claw, hell even a spoon)
*A slang term for a woman's vagina.
*A term referring to a fraction of a topping to a food, particularly pizza.
*A try, similar to "shot" or "stab".
*Another term to refer to the engagement of sexual intercourse.

"Why do they call black people slices all of a sudden?"

"If you piss me off I swear to God I'll slice your penis off like fucking Marilyn Manson!!!"

"C'mon, you know you wanna chomp away on that slice a'her's."

"This pizza has all kinds of toppings like slices of 'shrooms and pepperoni."

"I wanna have another slice at that guy. I never quit. I'll kill him this time..."

"So now you're all revved up....you're ready to slice'em, and all of a sudden...'can I go to the bathroom?'."

by Dave February 22, 2004

Kingys World

A world like no other, a world of getting smashed, puking eggs, knicking tramps hats, taking the piss out of Russ using his ammunition, w00ting and using a shoe as a mobile phone. Should this world end, remember kingys world will live you on yo!!

I got smashed on Kingys World w00t w00t wheres my Paulo pics!!

by Dave January 14, 2004

opidiot

Stupid people who talk too long and too hard about subjects that they clearly have no knowledge of, usually whilst trying to be ironic and humourous into the bargain.

Anyone who appears on shows such BBCs 'I love 19xx' or Channel4s '100 greatest ...' .

by Dave February 28, 2005

floodweiser

canned water provided to hurricane victimes from budweiser

budweiser has donated another pallet of floodweiser instead of what the people really want, which is cold beer

by dave December 30, 2005

capisce

Italiano for "get it?", or "understand?", or "do I make myself clear?". Used commonly by mafioso people.

"This is your first and final warning. Don'tchu ever, and I mean ever, do that again. Capisce?"

"Everything but capisce."

by Dave March 28, 2004

overpatriot

A type of patriot who uses racism as means of expressing patriotism.

"An overpatriot would be like, 'America rules! Fuck the frogs, fuck the krauts, fuck the chinks!'."

by Dave January 14, 2004