Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

by Dave May 26, 2005

shagalot

Someone who shags a lot

a)That dirty bird, she's a right shagalot
b) Sir Mixalot? - I'm sir shagalot

by Dave July 08, 2003

haw

Weird food you can find in uwajimaya or china town. Sweet, pink to red in color. It is said to be composed of rasberries or berries of some sort. Often bought as "Haw Flakes": hard, little, penny sized "flakes" of it.

Dude lets go be asian and buy some haw flakes!

by Dave March 07, 2005

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 04, 2003

Dubious

A smelly #2.

Hi mom, I just dropped a huge dubious. I think my bottom is bleeding.

by dave August 19, 2003

Sepo

an adverb. stupid irrational, crazy, irrating confronting, person

that was one sepo muthafucka
did you see that cunt go all sepo on his ass

by dave December 22, 2002

soldier

Any person of a nation's military. This term is nowadays used to refer to one of ANY branch of the military, even the Air Force and Navy.

"US soldiers are the shit. Do not talk shit about them, you cold-hearted fuck."
-me

by Dave November 07, 2004