dAVE's definitions

R.C.H.

A red cunt hair. Referring to the smallest unit of space, length, width, or height allowable.

I missed that bullseye by an R.C.H..

by Dave December 20, 2002

hogging

The act of being selfish or inconsiderately occupying an object which another individual might want and has some connotation of joint access both by the one accused of hogging and the accuser. Often heard pertaining to certain desireable items such as good food or drink, video games, or women.

Dude, stop hogging the controller. I want to play.

by dave June 28, 2004

SMOE

acronym for "Shadiest Man on Earth." Person who resorts to extremely unethical measures in order to gain profits or benefits.

Variants include: Shadiest Mandarin on Earth, Shadiest Mexican on Earth, SHOE: Shadiest Hindu on Earth.

coined by Gabe, ca. 2000

That SMOE just sold me a $50 football ticket for the wrong game!

by dave January 9, 2004

crosshair

Two rabbits crossed one over the top of the other.

The secret region of lost pirates - the gay region, where they have a pink flag with two white crosshairs and a white skull.

by Dave October 14, 2003

Binocs

Short for "binoculars", which are basically hand-held magnification visors. Binoculars also come in a WIDE variety of styles and capabilities, not to mention magnification power.

"What do you see there?"
"I don't know. I'm gonna use my binocs."

by Dave June 21, 2004

pissmonkey

Just another run-of-the-mill insult word! ^_^

"*after being killed by someone at CS* you pissmonkey I almost had you!!! >.<"

by Dave January 16, 2004

witches hats

Gross, skinny boobs that are elongated and sag to a point.

Dude, did you see the witches hats on that chick. That's fricken' nasty.

by Dave March 29, 2004