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when your masturbating and can't quite get there, because your penis "itches"

which is similar to but not directly related to ( Itchassness)

AND :

directly related to an (itch)

or are you are just a chad

who often fails to get a chance to (TISF)

(tickle suckle instantly fuck) on a often basis
dude, I can't masturbate because a major case of "eich".... but i will get the measuring tape!
by d00m boxer December 2, 2020
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