d. ferrel's definitions

classic

A term used to note that something was just pure genuine and worth remembering. Something that will never slip your mind due to it's pure humor.

Joe let's out a 23 second fart

Jimmy: "Damn, Joe, that was Classic"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

tardbait

A treat used to get retarded kids to follow your instruction. Something equivalent to a Scooby Snack.

Mrs. Johnson: "I can't get Auggie to wash his hands."

Mr. Smith: "Well give him some tardbait or something......maybe a bologna slice or a capri sun."

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

hooptie

Any car that meets the following: a) driver must enter car through passenger side b) three different brand and size tires - 3 of them missing hubcap c) exhaust is held up by half a clothes hanger - other half replaces the antenna d) backfires every three blocks - loudest backfire being when car is turned off e) must open door at drive-threws as windows don't roll down f) you only get one AM station and the tape deck eats all tapes inserted g) can't open the glove box as the whole thing will fall out h) if you let go of steering wheel while driving you'll make a u-turn i) must manually move blinker lever up and down as it no longer blinks on it's own j) must keep one foot on brake and one on accelerator when at a complete stop k) has had the same temporary registration sticker in the window for the last 18 months l) has all the above issues but still has a $200 professional tint job

"Hey fool...you gotta have the phattest hooptie in town!"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

Silent but deadly

A creeper, a floating air bisquit. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"Dayum, someone done let loose a silent but deadly"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

daishiki

A black girls name.

"Dayum Daishiki....where did you get ur nails dern? Deys off da hook!"

by D. Ferrel September 26, 2003

go to sleep

What was said to me after I got my ass whooped when I was a kid.

**spank spank** "godamnit kid, now GO TO SLEEP" *

by D. Ferrel September 30, 2003

Pacer

Short version of Pace Maker.

"Yo Gramps, I think you need a new set of batteries for your Pacer"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003