Definitions by curtis450

milking a horse 

stallion: masturbating (jacking off) a horse until the stallion goes into climax and ejaculates
mare: grabbing the mare's udder, squeezing it until the udder shoots out the milk

in jackass number two, they were milking a horse (stallion) in a stunt called "how to milk a horse"

milking a horse by curtis450 December 22, 2017

hockey puck 

-a vulcanized rubber disc that serves the same function as a ball in sports
-a deodorizing block used to disinfect and reduce and/or mask odors in urinals

when you see the hockey pucks found n the urinals, do not eat the blue/pink hockey pucks

hockey puck by curtis450 December 19, 2017

witless fucking cocksplat 

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others

used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat

witless fucking cocksplat by curtis450 September 7, 2017