When you make an awkward turtle
on somebody's shoulder and push back and forth in a humping motion.
Wtf, my mom tried to pull an awkward humping turtle on me during grandma's funeral
A common name for a brown/indian penis
Dude, I got this girl to suck on my cockolate last night!
The act of shocking ones vagina with a shock pen
to cause a sensational feeling.
Dude, last night I tried vag shocking my wife she went crazy!
someone who brings things into existence
That mother of 7 is a baby existorizer
When a fried piece of food clams fish
, ect, resembles a person, place, or thing.
Dude, I was eating some fried clams at my moms house and I swear one of the fried art looked just like my ex girlfriend's vagina!
When a poor person cooks their meat by wrapping it in tin foil and putting it next to their muffler as they drive around.
Dude, I had to sell my oven for food, but it's cool cuz I can make some muffler meat
The act of brushing up a sexual part of a person as you walk by.
Dude, I totally just stealth groped that chick!