3 definitions by CunningStunt

the name given to the water/piss splash which wets ones bottom when excreting a particularly heavy shit when sat on the toilet
i was a victim of neptune's kiss after having a shit
by CunningStunt June 11, 2004
Get the neptunes kiss mug.
What you say to your mum when she unexpectedly walks in and almost catches your search bar.

Every lad has seen this Google suggestion
Typing..."por"
Mum: what you searching for son?

Me: i was only looking at Porsche's mum, honest, nothing dodgy
by CunningStunt May 21, 2015
Get the Porsche mug.