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When one saves fossil fuels by masturbating at home rather than paying a woman to drive all the way over for sex.
Q: Are you still paying that woman to drive over to your home and have sex with you?
A: No. I have decided to turn over a new leaf and go green.
A: No. I have decided to turn over a new leaf and go green.
by crudhammer November 5, 2012
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