The point reached in the day when it's too late to get any from the opposite sex. Usually applies after a long day at work.
by CreeperStash January 29, 2008
The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.
Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.
Samantha: Tell me about it...
Samantha: Tell me about it...
by CreeperStash March 10, 2008
A thin, usually dark and greasy mustache just above the top lip, resembling that of a stereotypical Mexican person.
Usually those with a true "creeper stash" also carry a baseball bat while wearing Bermuda or Mormon shorts, and pop out of expectable locations ready to beat someone up.
Usually those with a true "creeper stash" also carry a baseball bat while wearing Bermuda or Mormon shorts, and pop out of expectable locations ready to beat someone up.
The character of "Martin" played by Danny R. McBride in the 2007 movie "The Heartbreak Kid" is a perfect example of a creeper stash.
by CreeperStash March 13, 2008
Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.
Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
by CreeperStash August 11, 2008
by CreeperStash April 11, 2008
A "Pretty Queer Meter Maid" that writes you an undeserved parking ticket in a flamboyant matter.
An example of 'text-talk' like lol, jk, and rofl, but used mainly by h-core texters. Used mostly in acronym form over texting for convenience.
An example of 'text-talk' like lol, jk, and rofl, but used mainly by h-core texters. Used mostly in acronym form over texting for convenience.
(text message) Yo, a PQMM just gave me a tckt! But i dnt get $ til tomor
(reply message) ROFL sux 4 u
(reply message) ROFL sux 4 u
by CreeperStash March 13, 2008
When someone's eyes are so close together, they resemble the 2 barrels on a shotgun if you were to look directly into the gun.
by CreeperStash December 14, 2010