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Cut Off Time

The point reached in the day when it's too late to get any from the opposite sex. Usually applies after a long day at work.
Boy: Girl, I know you alone tonight.
Girl: It's cut off time. Hit me on the weekend.
by CreeperStash January 28, 2008
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Shotgun Eyes

When someone's eyes are so close together, they resemble the 2 barrels on a shotgun if you were to look directly into the gun.
Jackie's eyes are too close together. She has shotgun eyes.
by CreeperStash December 15, 2010
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Centertooth

When someone loses one of their front teeth and doesn't do anything to fix it, therefore allowing the rest of the teeth to shift inward to create a centertooth effect.
"The last hour of work is like pulling a centertooth..."
by CreeperStash June 29, 2008
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Playing With Snow

Doing cocaine.
I heard Bobby has been playing with snow.
by CreeperStash July 7, 2010
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Creeper Stash

A thin, usually dark and greasy mustache just above the top lip, resembling that of a stereotypical Mexican person.

Usually those with a true "creeper stash" also carry a baseball bat while wearing Bermuda or Mormon shorts, and pop out of expectable locations ready to beat someone up.
The character of "Martin" played by Danny R. McBride in the 2007 movie "The Heartbreak Kid" is a perfect example of a creeper stash.
by CreeperStash March 13, 2008
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Santa Clause Drunk

Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
by CreeperStash October 7, 2008
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Gambling

Gambling- it's not wrong; just a way to get ahead.
by CreeperStash April 11, 2008
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