crazy monkey lady's definitions

Spritzer Monkey

A monkey that is employed to spritz its employer with water on hot days.

"My Spritzer Monkey really comes in handy on these hot, summer nights!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007

Sassy Susan

A person (male or female) that displays sassy qualities.

"Oh my god Steve, you are being such a Sassy Susan right now!"

by crazy monkey lady June 22, 2007

Malify

(verb) To malify. The term for adding notes to a melody while singing and making the voice focused and clear. This is popular with most modern pop stars including Mariah Carey and anyone that tries to personalize The Star Spangled Banner or Amazing Grace. Malifying, however, is when this form of singing works and is enjoyable.

"Way to malify that song! You really wowed the crowd!"

by crazy monkey lady June 22, 2007

Sassy Susan

A person (male or female) that displays sassy qualities.

"Oh my god Steve, you are being such a Sassy Susan right now!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007