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shitnose

anyone with his nose way up his bosses ass

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

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purple helmet

any large aggravated appendage located in the lower abdominal area...(male)...we hope...

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

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Wombat

horse manure that your cousins throw at you when you're up in a tree

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

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toe jam

at a party, when feet play bluegrass music

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

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skull fucker

a problem that baffles the mind usually while tripping on acid. OR a penis in the eye ear or nose

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

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wood pussy

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protective dike

a fat woman in comfortable shoes that says "HEY....don't go near the water."

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

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