Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004

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strapped

To equip ones self with one or more firearms.

See: heated

Also see: Balla Too understand the definition.

Example:

'Yo, man, you're gonna need to go get strapped up before we take out those Balla Shit!'

by Craig January 01, 2005

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chocolate chimney warrior

rear gunner, uphill gardener, marmite minor, fudge packer, sh1t stabber, 'bats for the other side', nob jockey, shirt lifter, toilet trader... etc etc

puts his penis in other mens anus'.

"...'Bob', is a chocolate chimney warrior..."

by craig January 16, 2004

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Klay World

1. The world within ours. Inhabited by red and green but most commonly blue klaymen. These blobs of klay created by the one and only Knox.

2. Klay World is basically Robert Benfer's (Knox's) desk that he animates his awesome klaymations. Klay World is also the shortened term for his new full feature movie Klay World: Off the Table.

1. "It's the end of Klay World!"

2. Are you gonna be buying Knox's Klay World movie?

by Craig May 29, 2005

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