161 definitions by craig

Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo

You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.

by craig May 10, 2004

Fupalicious

when someone has a FUPA and it is sexy and she (or maybe he???) is over the age of 700

Mrs. Kurey is the most fupalicious teacher I know, and yes I am this nice to all my teachers.

by craig January 5, 2004

ookie

Another word for disgusting

Ookie that green bogey is ookie

by craig March 15, 2005

erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet

She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones

by craig March 12, 2003

chili whip

Adj. The act of a man slapping his penis across a womans face.

Fred CHILI WHIPed wilma with his prehistoric suasage.

by craig October 30, 2002

flop video

A homemade pornography of sorts, in which a girl pulls out a guys cock with a flopping action.

Hahaha man have you seen the flop video yet? She really gets into it.

by craig March 7, 2005

HOOVER

A quick tempered asshole..one who believes he is agg

damn ..dood hes being a hoover

by craig March 8, 2005