Urban Dictionary: Definitions by cracker slacker

homoorectuse penis

Were a a penis is so erect that it start to make you a gay faggit

omg you have a homoorectuse penis

I said fuck out loud and I got in trouble

When a penis is so small it is the size of a pine needle

Dude I tried to have sex but she said I have a pine penis

Where you drop the soap and someone comes in really fast and inserts the penis in the butt

I can't drop the soap without getting a anal plane.