Definitions by crace selvage

roadhoused 

Getting the shit beaten out of you, most likely in spectacular and exciting redneck fashion. An obvious homage to "Roadhouse", which, is one of the best movies ever!

Oh my God! After hitting on that chick he got totally roadhoused by her boyfriend and his frat buddies!

roadhoused by Crace Selvage March 6, 2010

bulldozer ass 

The quality of possessing buttocks so thick and large that a person can easily push their way through a crowd.

Once we're inside the concert let Andrew lead the way since he's got a bulldozer ass.

bulldozer ass by crace selvage September 27, 2007

splashback

The spritzes of urine that deflect off of toilets, urinals and urinal cakes and onto the person urinating, as well has his clothes and shoes.

When I use the urinal I always aim for the side to reduce splashback.

splashback by crace selvage September 27, 2007