cosmicstargoat's definitions

retired

When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans, Quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.

Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'

I am retired, so leave me alone.

by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

silent but deadly

Not a spleecher or a barfoom in that the originator of these stinkbombs cannot be detected until it is too late.

Some broccoli-munching vegan cut a silent but deadly stinkbomb on the bus. Eat meat, twerp!

by Cosmicstargoat April 22, 2004

flirtation

When the thingamajig is in the hand -or- the hand is in the thingamajig, but the thingamajig is not in the thingamajig

Timberlake dude's action with Janet Jackson was merely a flirtation, dude.

by Cosmicstargoat February 10, 2004

White Castle

White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.

The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.

The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.

No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.

There is even a movie about White Castle.

by Cosmicstargoat August 2, 2004

A duck!

What floats on water and weighs the same as a witch.

When asked by Sir Benomir, what also floats, King Authur exclaimed "A duck".

by Cosmicstargoat January 30, 2004

snap shit

Military See: toe the line

You'll snap shit when you go to the war soldier, or you'll come back in a rubber sack.

by Cosmicstargoat May 14, 2004

barfoom

A loud fart, usually made while sitting in a chair, the gas and sound waves spreading out in all directions. Opposite of a spleecher

During the Sales Meeting, Henry left loose with a thunderous barfoom and everyone snickered.

by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004