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silent but deadly

Not a spleecher or a barfoom in that the originator of these stinkbombs cannot be detected until it is too late.
Some broccoli-munching vegan cut a silent but deadly stinkbomb on the bus. Eat meat, twerp!
by Cosmicstargoat April 22, 2004
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A duck!

What floats on water and weighs the same as a witch.
When asked by Sir Benomir, what also floats, King Authur exclaimed "A duck".
by Cosmicstargoat January 30, 2004
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tourette syndrome

Tourette Syndrome is an inherited, neurological disorder characterized by repeated and involuntary body movements (tics) and uncontrollable vocal sounds.

In a minority of cases, the vocalizations can include socially inappropriate words and phrases -- called coprolalia. These outbursts are neither intentional nor purposeful. Involuntary symptoms can include eye blinking, repeated throat clearing or sniffing, arm thrusting, kicking movements, shoulder shrugging or jumping.

These and other symptoms typically appear before the age of 18 and the condition occurs in all ethnic groups with males affected 3 to 4 times more often than females. Although the symptoms of TS vary from person to person and range from very mild to severe, the majority of cases fall into the mild category. Associated conditions can include attentional problems, impulsiveness and learning disabilities.
Tourette IS a GODDAMN, Fucking, SERIOUS Condition, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
by Cosmicstargoat April 28, 2004
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White Castle

White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.

The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.

The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.

There is even a movie about White Castle.
by Cosmicstargoat August 2, 2004
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snap shit

You'll snap shit when you go to the war soldier, or you'll come back in a rubber sack.
by Cosmicstargoat May 14, 2004
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barfoom

A loud fart, usually made while sitting in a chair, the gas and sound waves spreading out in all directions. Opposite of a spleecher
During the Sales Meeting, Henry left loose with a thunderous barfoom and everyone snickered.
by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004
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the flop

3 cards dealt face up at one time in Texas holdem poker.
MaineBowl called in spite of his weak 7-2 offsuit, just so he could look at the flop. What a moron.
by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004
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