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noun. an extremely hairy girl - typically of italian or indian descent - who has a penchant for sucking on massive cocks... and, upon finishing the knobslob runs laps around the neighborhood screaming like a crazed wookie
Hey Steve, I never pegged your wife for a chewdicka, but now that she I see her running around the block, I see the accusations ring true
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the chewdicka mug.noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.
Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the old bone kenobi mug.Boy Scout Leader Bill: "have you gone to the cabin to wake up the boys yet?, you know it is fishing day"
Boy Scout Leader Eric: "hell no, I am not going in there with all those damn bung ovens"
Boy Scout Leader Eric: "hell no, I am not going in there with all those damn bung ovens"
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the bung oven mug.The act of waddling - with pants down around the ankles - from one public bathroom stall to the next in search of paper with which to clean the poo from ones unwiped poopchute. This movement is typically used when a tiny piece of turd neglected to dislodge itself from said rusty balloon knot and their is little more than one square of shit ticket left in said stall and the person that has performed the shit wants not to incur a skid mark on their undergarments.
Ahmed is such a dipshit, he should know by now that the county is fiscally challenged and made a cognisant decision to forego toilet paper in all county schools, oh well I guess I will have inform Mrs Parrymore that he will be late to class again due to his 2 hour turd waddle
by cornfritter October 22, 2010
Get the turd waddle mug.to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)
Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"
Clark: "why I oughta"
Clark: "why I oughta"
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
Get the tote the scrot mug.Dex: Have you noticed how terrible our PE teacher Ms Linderhoffer smells?
Tres: Yesssir
Dex: If I had to guess, I would say that she is more than likely sporting a funky mudgully
Tres: Word!
Tres: Yesssir
Dex: If I had to guess, I would say that she is more than likely sporting a funky mudgully
Tres: Word!
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
Get the mudgully mug.For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
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