Whilst in Geomotry, Mrs Skelton sneezed... being of courteous nature and dubious upbringing, I offered her my stank hanky....to which she generously accepted (little did she know it was laden with multiple weeks worth of my girlfriends anal juices at differing stages of dryness)....teach her to give me a C
by cornfritter December 29, 2010
For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?
by cornfritter October 25, 2010
The belief that all persons of differing economic and societal levels are entitled to experiencing poop stains in their under pants. And, that it is inevitable that one day those with the largest, most ruddy brown stains, shall inherit positions of importance, increased levels of stink and power.
This dude at the gym is a strong supporter of skidmarxism as evidenced by his crap stained tighty whities hanging from his locker door.
by Cornfritter April 17, 2014
the act of ramming your hard penis into anothers mouth so that the head makes vigorous contact with the back of the throat/ tonsil region...may result in a gag reflex of recipient
by cornfritter November 19, 2010
dog shit with peanuts in it typically found in the yards of dog owners who are either incapable of cleaning said poo up or simply like the odor and decor that said crap brings to their dwelling
I am packaging yard snickers so that I may send gifts to family this holiday season...after all times are tough and its the thought that counts.....Merry Christmas mother fuckers!
by cornfritter November 29, 2010
1) A simple - OD Green in color - sock used by Army Soldiers to jack off into while in a "field environment", thus hiding jism from fellow comrades who might may make fun of Sergeant Masturbater by coaxing - often at gunpoint - the penis pumper to eat said sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
2) A female Soldier used as a platoon fuck buddy during deployments, often fugly in appearance with a vagina as vast and expansive as worn out tube sock
1) Private Smith!, quite fucking your field sock and report to KP, ASAP, you fucker!
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
2) 2nd Lieutenant Partin let the whole goddamn 101st up in her granny snatch, dat shit bout loose as a field sock
by cornfritter December 06, 2010
n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad
by cornfritter December 21, 2010