rusty hoof nugget

a piece of menstrual scab that has fallen from the large womans (who resemebles a bovine) nappy hatchet wound
Lil Terrance: Did you bring pepperoni pizza again for lunch?

Philippe: nope, just some dough covered in rusty hoof nuggets, call me silly....but I likes me some of dem

Lil T: Sharesees?
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
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scrote boy

n. the littlest of christmas elves who is often relegated to cleaning the reindeer stalls of copious amounts of steaming shit as well as having phallis like toys tested on his bunghole prior to shipment; see also your dad
1) According to Mrs Claus, Bartholomew is this years scrote boy

2) Steve's dad is such a scrote boy
by cornfritter December 21, 2010
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git da guts

slang for a male person to place his penis inside of a female persons vagina and proceed to pump said penis in & out increasing in both speed and friction. Male must possess sufficienct length as to "bottom out" and hit guts
Yo my nigga...Bonequeshquesh be a straight up freak, she be lovin me when I git da guts....no what ahmsayin?
by cornfritter December 14, 2010
mugGet the git da gutsmug.

Spoogebob Fudgepants

a sexually deviant act performed by a man (first name: Robert) on a woman whereas the woman proceeds to shit her pants (whilst wearing them) and the man shoots his hot baby-gravy on said shat pants, the woman then proceeds to clean off the Fudgepants by consuming the mixture using only a wooden spoon.
I picked up this chick at Target and gave her the Spoogebob Fudgepants in the dressing room.....she had a lot of nerve, didn't even thank me and sheees did that joint smell
by cornfritter December 29, 2010
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slurpin jerkey

verb. to suck on a really old shriveled up wiener
For a young girl, Tanya really likes to travel round the countryside slurpin jerkey, I wonder what her parents think?
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
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rusty tucan

the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off
Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences

Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work

Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...
by cornfritter December 22, 2010
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stank hanky

n. a piece of cloth used to clean ones genitalia of residual intercourse fluids and/ or excrement
Whilst in Geomotry, Mrs Skelton sneezed... being of courteous nature and dubious upbringing, I offered her my stank hanky....to which she generously accepted (little did she know it was laden with multiple weeks worth of my girlfriends anal juices at differing stages of dryness)....teach her to give me a C
by cornfritter December 29, 2010
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