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verb. to fuck someone in a lower social class; during the middle ages this used to be the noblemans right
noun. a bieber-esque hairstyle worn by fucktards, these dipshits wear to tight tee shirts overlaid by flannel shirts and large amounts of silly bandz on their limp wrists
noun. a bieber-esque hairstyle worn by fucktards, these dipshits wear to tight tee shirts overlaid by flannel shirts and large amounts of silly bandz on their limp wrists
v. Sir John Bellaire: I believe I will travel to Yorkshire and have a right good low bang upon finishing my ale and roast mutton dinner
n. Kyle does not realize that his low bang style is leading to a beat down of the worst kind, when in the name of shit does that spoon chest think he will get around to cutting that?
n. Kyle does not realize that his low bang style is leading to a beat down of the worst kind, when in the name of shit does that spoon chest think he will get around to cutting that?
by cornfritter October 28, 2010
Get the low bang mug.the sexual act of a large nosed woman performing a reach around while placing - and keeping - her big ol' schnozz up the asshole of the person she is jerking off
Clarence: Cassandra gave Jeb a rusty tucan last night during parent-teacher conferences
Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work
Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...
Barb: Really? I though that the brown spot on her nose in her new Facebook profile pic was caused by poor camera work
Clarence: Nope! She is back to her old tricks again...that no good big nosed stank trick...
by cornfritter December 22, 2010
Get the rusty tucan mug.Noun. A female Halloween partygoer who adorns herself with a plentiful helpin o' baby gravy (sperm) on her face and proceeds to parade around the party spooking others.
Dude 1 (Dracula costume) -"have you seen Denise tonight? She indicated she would be in a funny costume"
Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"
Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"
Dude 2 (Sponge Bob costume) - "she is right over there, sporting that goop goblin costume"
Dude 1 (Dracula) - "funny???....I believe it to be a bit more trifling!"
by cornfritter October 17, 2010
Get the goop goblin mug.n. A piece of shit that has yet to be dislodged from ones anus hole. This often occurs when said poo is similar in consistency to that of peanut butter and the person wants not to wipe prior to releasing the turd into the bowl. The desire to forego wiping is brought about by one not wanting to wipe said asshole 30 - 50 times. Techniques employed in an effort to break off the rogue turd include, bouncing and pulling butt cheeks apart, and - as a last resort - severe straining and contraction of the stomach muscles.
Bernice: Girl, guess what I did last night?
Gina: What?
Bernice: I broke two blood vessels in my cornea tryin to dislodge a 3 pound stank dangler from my dirty booty hole
Gina: Wow! Did you save it?
Gina: What?
Bernice: I broke two blood vessels in my cornea tryin to dislodge a 3 pound stank dangler from my dirty booty hole
Gina: Wow! Did you save it?
by cornfritter December 16, 2010
Get the stank dangler mug.Stephanie visited me ome last night and filled me crapper with 11 softball sized bumdumplings....the lass may want to have er shat hole checked prior to reimbursing the town for the sewer damage
by cornfritter January 3, 2011
Get the bumdumpling mug.noun. an old pervert - typically in his early to mid 80's - who answers the door to trick or treaters with his erect wiener (symbology of a light sabre) painted blue and sticking out of his tan jedi costume.
Jeffrey: Don't go to old man Stevens place!
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
Theo: Wha?
Jeffrey: He's is the old bone kenobi that I was telling you about today during home ec
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
Get the old bone kenobi mug.noun. an extremely hairy girl - typically of italian or indian descent - who has a penchant for sucking on massive cocks... and, upon finishing the knobslob runs laps around the neighborhood screaming like a crazed wookie
Hey Steve, I never pegged your wife for a chewdicka, but now that she I see her running around the block, I see the accusations ring true
by cornfritter October 21, 2010
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