cooliwalla 's definitions

needuspeedus

When an art teacher is secretly looking over your shoulder while you are watching porn.

Ms Smith: I needuspeedused someone in my art class today

Another teacher: Ah ew ! What is it with porn in art class !

by cooliwalla November 8, 2018

oxidizate

When you go to Ifly and lose your virginity to all the air that flies up your cooch. It could also mean having sex at Ifly and getting an equal amount of air as penis up your vagina. (It only applies to girls)

Leonard: "Derek, tonight when I go to Ifly with Sabrina, I'm gonna oxidizate that bitch!"
Derek: "Nice bro"

by cooliwalla November 8, 2018

kiddiekummer

When someone has no younger siblings so they go for people of their own age who happen to look a lot younger to compensate.

Margaret: I actually think he's really hot

Kara: Ew, he's literally 5 feet !

Margaret: Ugh fuck I know I'm into it, I have a shitty case of kiddiekummer

by cooliwalla November 8, 2018

tikiwabber

It's when two Hawaiian guys discover at the exact same time they are gay. Although very rare tikiwabbers happen on the off occasion.

Stefan and Paul: Im gay !

(Casual pedestrian walking by): Dude, I just witnessed a Tikiwabber !

by cooliwalla November 8, 2018

bananarang

When you prank call a teacher sexually but they are really into it

Suzy Q: Karen, I just fucking bananarang Mr.Marcel !

Karen: Ew ! He's so fucking dirty !

by cooliwalla November 8, 2018