cooldude2144's definitions

mordetwi

no, just no.

mordetwi

by cooldude2144 December 14, 2022

dude-time

a spray that attracts the ladies. EPISODE: The Unicorns have got to go

Dude-Time, for men.

by cooldude2144 December 20, 2022

Lankybox

That one youtube channel run by two drunk men whose 4 year-old audience worships. this channel consists of mainly roblox videos , songs, reaction videos, etc. (all of which have these high grown-ass men screaming and selling marketable plushies to kids) and these guys also happen to milk off of trends that have been dead or is still popular but steadily declining. and according to various scientists, watching an entire Lankybox video could cause brain cancer after 1 minute of a video, and yet the modern generation of extremely young kids may be losing their brains while growing up. their 4 year old audience will go out of their way to nag their mother to purchase Lankybox plushies and buy them Lankybox Pizza (which is an actual thing) and go on their mother's greasy iPad to write hateful comments against people who criticize Lankybox because they said something bad about their favorite YouTubers.

Person with a brain: holy shit what is this noise that is coming downstairs, i'm trying to sleep (goes downstairs)
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers

by cooldude2144 August 11, 2023

kpop

if poop was a music genre

kpop

by cooldude2144 December 27, 2022

r/danidev

a cesspool filled with annoying and unfunny 9 year old children who aren't allowed to use reddit

r/danidev: muck muck muck muck wishlist karlson on steam haha red boys go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
normal person with a brain: closes page

by cooldude2144 December 14, 2022

Karlson

a shit game that is overhyped and will suck so hard that it will make Fallout 76 look like a masterpiece in comparison

Dani: pLeAsE wIsHLIsT kArLsOn On StEaM
Me: No.

by cooldude2144 November 4, 2022

The Super Mario Bros. Movie

mid

normal guy: The Super Mario Bros. Movie is mid
nintendrone: NOOOOO THE MAREO MOVIE ISN'T MIDDD!!!!!111!!!11!1 IT'S THE BIRGESST MOIVE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!111

by cooldude2144 April 26, 2023