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Lugnut

British definition for Roadbreach, means that you're moronic and jack off to cars and animatronics.

Thomas: Ey, Arthur, have you seen what my brother has been up to last night?
Arthur: I caught him on Deviantart.com looking at strange pictures of animals with large breasts.
Thomas: Tell me more about his weird interests, Arthur.
Arthur: He jacks off to FNAF porn and acts like a manchild.
Thomas: *sips tea* What an absolute Lugnut

by cooldude2144 July 30, 2023

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Lankybox

That one youtube channel run by two drunk men whose 4 year-old audience worships. this channel consists of mainly roblox videos , songs, reaction videos, etc. (all of which have these high grown-ass men screaming and selling marketable plushies to kids) and these guys also happen to milk off of trends that have been dead or is still popular but steadily declining. and according to various scientists, watching an entire Lankybox video could cause brain cancer after 1 minute of a video, and yet the modern generation of extremely young kids may be losing their brains while growing up. their 4 year old audience will go out of their way to nag their mother to purchase Lankybox plushies and buy them Lankybox Pizza (which is an actual thing) and go on their mother's greasy iPad to write hateful comments against people who criticize Lankybox because they said something bad about their favorite YouTubers.

Person with a brain: holy shit what is this noise that is coming downstairs, i'm trying to sleep (goes downstairs)
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers

by cooldude2144 August 11, 2023

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