Definitions by cool good epic man

we're going round the island 

you're gonna get trolled, they lied to you...

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡...

Person 1: we're going round the island
Person 2: No we aren't, I am not getting trolled
Person 1: we're going round the island
Person 2: we're going round the island

we're going round the island by cool good epic man September 16, 2025

it's not shutting down 

a phrase you do not want to hear, especially during a Resonance Cascade

*the Resonance Cascade starts*
Shutting down...
Attempting shut down...
It's not...
It's not shutting down, it's not-
*insert shit here*

it's not shutting down by cool good epic man August 30, 2025

2006 Honda Civic 

2006 Honda Civic is the one main conversation ruiner... came from ai_sponge, and slowly gained popularity... also a vehicle made by Honda...

Person 1: 2006 Honda Civic
Person 2: what?
Person 1: 2006 Honda Civic
Person 2: 2006 Honda Civic

2006 Honda Civic by cool good epic man August 27, 2025

there are no trucks in minecraft 

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

there are no trucks in minecraft by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

the world is gonna roll you 

somebody once told you this

person 1: "hey, the world is gonna roll you"
person 2: "i mean, i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"

the world is gonna roll you by cool good epic man June 12, 2025