con sarn's definitions

nosepons

tampons for the nose

Con sarn it, I'm snotty! And I've got no nosepons, alas!

by con sarn January 11, 2004

singultologist

hiccup doctor

Since I moved here from Boulder, my hiccups have begun to turdify, thanks to the fact that my former resplendant singultologist gave up his practice and began selling nosepons, con sarn it.

by con sarn January 11, 2004

turdify

1) to shit, 2) to turn something into shit.

1) I will turdify your sorry ass!
2) I do believe the weather has begun to turdify.
3) My love for you could turdify mountains.
4) When in doubt, turdify.

by con sarn January 11, 2004