Definitions by collin miller

bife

A boy wife. Its a gay thing.
not that there's anything wrong with that.

i've gotta call the bife. he'll be wondering where I am.

bife by Collin Miller October 6, 2003

rented 

Not to the extreme that is being owned.

person a: dude. this sucks.
person b: so do you. RENTED!

rented by collin miller September 12, 2003

my pants are on fire 

A simple phrase used to indicate that your pants are in a state of rapid rapid oxidization. YOu should use this phrase when your pants are combusting as you never know when you might have to tell a blind person. A blind person wouldn't under stand what
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'

meant.

I souldn't have used that match after spilling gasoline. Now my pants are on fire...... and it BURNS!!!!!!!

my pants are on fire by Collin Miller July 20, 2003