Definitions by cole god of cows

Balthazar the Brilliant 

Noun
Pronounced: Bal-Tha-Zar the Bril-iant

There was once a man named Balthazar
He was a tad bizzar
But one day he got out of his car
And showed a kid a lil scar
He got when working out at a bar
He jerked off and shot it far
He burnt down his car and turned it in to char-
MANDER dada d ad ad a d ad a Ii cHAlanG U

Josepha: Bro what the hell that man just tramatised a kid
Boston: Nah man he' just a Balthazar the Brilliant
Nokia Phone: Dwummmm

Balthazar the Brilliant by cole god of cows July 22, 2023

Corn

kɔ n adjective

1. To use a modified version of the spell polymorph to transform a creature in to a single corn husk.

2. This is a type of plant used for food.

Bro I'm just about to corn somebody

Corn by cole god of cows August 17, 2022

Succussy 

Imagen a situation in which somebody is so stupid not from mental illness but from just refusing to learn the first and most of the time only word they learn is Succussy. Succussy means I AM STUPID AND PROUD OF IT but sometimes please fead bathe and shelter me):.

definitinon1: Succussy
definition2: Succussy

Succussy by cole god of cows April 1, 2022

Thoice 

A thicc version of a non thicc person

Dang bro this is just a thoice peppa pig

Thoice by cole god of cows March 21, 2022

a frick 

a frick is an odd monster that pisses one person off and everybody else loves it but it's completely immortal

frick: hy gys im yr frikme
me: *instantly hates it

a frick
frick: hy gys im yr frikme
me: *instantly hates it

a frick by cole god of cows January 26, 2021

caht 

someone who uses the word cat is a loser probably trying to say cat or chat but can't.

man 1:i got a caht
man 2: *punch's very hard in face*

caht by cole god of cows January 14, 2021