cold carl's definitions

weakhsia

a derivative of the euphemism "weak sauce;" weakhsia (pronounced week-shaw; spelling is purposely meant to confuse at first glance to demonstrate the level of weakhsianess) is a far more potent version of its aforementioned cousin. When one partakes in the imbibing of weakhsia it is immediately noticeable by several distinguishable afflictions, such as the spread of malcontent, malaise, and malice to one's peers from one's maladroitness.

James, have you been hittin the weakhsia again? you're acting superwack.

by cold carl October 9, 2006

douxberfy

v. doo-brr-figh To humorously debase a source of serious information with wit

John read the abstract of the report and smirked; he released a contemptuous snicker, and proceeded to rebut his stuffy colleagues by douxberfying the paper with his comments. Needless to say, his contemporaries weren't amused, but his trusted cohorts shared an inner laugh.

by cold carl November 10, 2006