clyde's definitions

Ruinated

to cause much Ruin. To be the ruin of something or someone.

"Yeah it's just one OLD man, but one OLD LADY nearly ruinated all of ya!"

by Clyde May 7, 2003

new jersey

NJ is a real wasteland, and a disappointing state that can be pretty boring but you could do a lot worse as far as boring i.e. Idaho, North and South Dakota, Iowa, Ohio, Indiana, Oklahoma, Alabama etc.

NJ is just barely tolerable.

Almost everyone has lived in NJ at some point in their life, but you wouldn't know because no one dares admit it. the only ones who seem to be proud of this state are Bon Jovi and Springstein, still trying to figure out why.

by clyde June 4, 2004

Tart Fuel

A homemade aphrodisiac.

I guarantee you that the best tart fuel has to have chocolate and a few droplets of a 21 year old woman's sweat.

by Clyde October 17, 2004