remote

Something people use to change channels with because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch

Clicking the remote is probably a mean of excersice for some people

by claustrophobic chicken December 10, 2004

lemon

1) A type of fruit that is very useful when making tarts, teas, or pies

2) Anything from Kia

1) That lemon tart looks good

2) Kia Sportages are ugly

by claustrophobic chicken December 15, 2004

cold turkey

What your dinner tastes like before you cook it

Turkey tastes better warm than cold

by claustrophobic chicken February 03, 2005