Definitions by christopher e. cole

smegma 

The thick greasy discharge found only when stomping, or putting pressure on a three-day-old dead woman's stomach. The discharge will quickly evacuate from the dead woman's vagina with minimal pressure.

Aaron + smegma = good times!

smegma by christopher e. cole September 25, 2006

sloppy torpedo

while engaging in anal intercourse, after the male ejaculates, he does not pull out and instead pees in recievers butt.

i gave that stupid slut a sloppy torpedo last night, she loved it!

sloppy torpedo by christopher e. cole February 7, 2005