Definitions by christian the newt

Dick tricks

the art of manipulating ones genitals in the shape of objects and/or creatures for the amusement of others. ( see also monkey tongue, map o' tassie and spanish wristwatch)

Jacobs' dick tricks were a complete hit at his Grandparents anniversary.

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A common dick-trick.
ones stretches ones penis around his wrist until it form a circle.

At his grandmothers wake, Garys' Spanish wristwatch was a sure fire ice-breaker

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